Sunday, November 22, 2009

Thanksgiving Haiku

I've been publishing a Thanksgiving post since 2006. This year, I thought I might try my hand at Haiku! Now, cut me some slack as this is my first Haiku!

The end of Fall.
Bordering on winter.
Its Thanksgiving! The town's emptying!


Monday, November 16, 2009

April in Paris


Picture source: www.fantasyfiction.co.uk

Over the last one week, I have been exceptionally enraptured by Ursula Leguin's surreal works and I attempt to review a short story by the American authoress, "April in Paris".

The story starts of in "modern day" paris. In 1961. April 1961. The 2nd of April 1961. The 2nd of April 1961 with unseasonably cold weather. It starts with Barry Pennywither, a professor from Indiana on sabbatical in Paris. Barry Pennywither continues to moan and mope as a result of the raw deal his life had dealt him. He is nontenured in the throes of penury as his published works that detailed the mysterious circumstances under which french poet, Francois Villon, had disappeared in 1463, was not really "appreciated" by Munson college in whose employ he was.

Meanwhile, in mid 1400 AD Paris, Jehan Lenoir, an alchemist, continued to moan and mope over the failure of his book, "On the primacy of the Element fire over the Other Three Elements". Circumstances similar to which Pennywither was floundering in. Only separated by three centuries, were these two men.

Jenas Lenoir out of sheer desperation and hopelessness brought about by the raw deal his life had dealt him incants snippets of spells. Black magic. He summons into his company Barry Pennywither, quite by accident. The rest of the story details the time spent by these two erudites, from two different centuries, under the same dilapidated roof. Lenoir, the stereotypical french man. Pennywither, a run-of-the-mill American. Both scholars. Both objective, yet linked together by the incongruity to reason that Black magic provides!

To add to the current crowd of "chronological co-existence gone wrong", Lenoir further summons Bota, a medieval naked slave girl from the B.C era, Jolie: a lost white puppy from the street close to his and Kislk: a tall, beautiful and perfect interstellar archeologist from the 21st century who worked on the star Altair.

Finally it is shown that this motley crue can actually co-exist, hand-in-hand (quite literally!) in early 18th century Paris without the shadow of a doubt! All the characters wanted was to be somewhere else or with someone else, less monotonous than their previous existence.

Ursula Leguin's surreal imagery is stunning. She has woven many a yarn and I intend to imbibe as much of her breathtaking art as I can.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Vaster than empires and more slow

I just got back from a rendition of Ursula Leguin's "Vaster than empires". It was real vivid. The imagery... my gawd! The imagery... some of it sends a shiver down my spine. I was overawed by the surreal experience that I had today. In both my lives.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Hmmm...

As Liverpool continue to languish in a less than ideal position, I continue to cope with the tomes of assignments that are quickly rendering my appearance quite haggard. Haggard enough to rival the haggardness projected by something recently mauled by a crocodile and then trampled over by a herd of rhinos!

To make matters worse, it hasn't snowed in a while and the temperatures are a miserable 10 degrees C when they should be quite the opposite: a cool -10 or -15 degrees C! Thanksgiving is fast approaching and so is an exam. The end of the semester is actually in sight. Whoa! This was one quick Fall semester and by far my most happiest.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

If I were a baby again



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Disclaimer:
Of course, the semi-half-controversial way the topic has been addressed here might not be to everyone's taste. So if you feel offended...... go take a running jump. What I am trying to say so inarticulately is that sit down, relax, ..., unbuckle your pant and make out with the person sitting next to you. In other words, don't get your knickers in a twist: this is just a blog after all! Please note that I am going through my "punk" phase right now and this blog post is a direct consequence of my disaffection... like Berlin in 1939...




If you are expecting coo-ing, gurgling and other random baby-manufactured-noises, you are SO mistaken! As mistaken as a chicken stepping into KFC to buy a lingerie!


Here's how it is: I DON'T want to be a baby again if it means that I would need to sleep around in my own pee. I DON'T want to be a baby again if it means that people are going to make weird sounds at me in high-pitched tones as if I were an R-tard! I am not an R-tard! Yes, I said R-tard -- grow up, it ain't taboo to say R-tard anymore. I DON'T want to be a baby again and be toothless. I DON'T want to be a baby again because all vogons are bastards and must die (don't ask me why as I would start a long convoluted explanation that would, in all probability, rupture your spleen).

If memory serves me right, I don't remember what it was like when I was a baby!!! So my memory doesn't serve me right as far as that aspect of my life is concerned.

Most of us don't remember what it was like being a baby. And if your brain thinks that this portion of your life needs to be erased or blocked out, I am sure there is a pretty good reason for it. Think about it, I am sure we can put 2 and 2 together.

So to do justice to the topic, "If I were a baby again", I would say that if I were a baby again as a result of some unfortunate incident involving eddies in the time continuum, I would start drinking lattes. BOOYAH!

"It's a mistake to think that you can solve any major problems just with potatoes" Douglas Adams






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Friday, November 06, 2009

Life with a capital F

Life is panning out as a regular F-ing pain in the ar*e.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Certificate of completion!

They actually have a certificate that is given out! Wow! And I thought I was funny!